Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav

were travelling in an auto rickshaw. They met with an accident and all

three of them died. Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the

doorstep of death.

He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama

had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.

Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to

why this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had

served the public.

Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc.

Then why the didfferential treatment? He felt that there should

be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a decision is

made; and should not be just asked on opinion or pre conceived

notions.

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for

an English test.

PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly. Advani

is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes. It is Laloo's turn

and he is asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".

Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not

fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail

with false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give

another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would

provide an equal platform for all three).

PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it

easily and Passes. Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He

too passes. Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....." Tough

one He fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history

(which  the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to

be subjected to a test in history

Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would

not take any more tests.

PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?". He replied

"1947" and passed. Advani is asked "How many people died during the

independence struggle?". He gets nervous. Yama asked him to

choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.Advani

catches it and says 200,000 and passes.

It's Laloo's turn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address

of each of the 200,000 who died in the st! ruggle. Laloo accepts

defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story : IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW

YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE !!!